THE MET GALA

The met gala was held some time last week and we all know that this is like the Oscars of fashion…..some even called it the sexiest award show in new York…well I agree coz what a majority of the stars were really on point with the theme and everything

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Booty booty booty and more booty oh my God…queen bee..J lo and kimye were totally on point first they captured the theme of the night,,, China through the glass,,,their outfits were amazing totally flawless…some said their outfits were too revealing but if you ask me ….what’s not to show if you’ve  got the body of a goddess

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First I gotta give props the queen bee herself arriving almost a hour late to the gala dressed in a totally shear ginvenchy  gown  looking just fabulous in her completely tonned body ..making those of us who haven’t had kids look bad

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Jlo this woman is 45and still looking gorgeous in her Versace gown I think she looked totally amazing

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Kim kardashian west God knows you are the queen of fashion after the stern talking to about what she wore to the grammys…her Steven galiano dress was over the top showing her curves at the all the right parts,,, I just loved the dress.

Okay so now lets get down to business some of the stars weren’t so on point coming to the gala dressed like they got run over by a truck

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Rihanna!!!who is your stylist  because  they need to get fired and taken to fashion jail or something,,, whoever they are they have been robbing you without violence because seriously why would anyone wear this gown to anywhere??!!she looks like a badly cooked omelet… Disgusting or a pizza. With all that tailoring…I just cant…its sad that it took two years for some Chinese woman to create this load of crap seriously….they should take her sawing machine to stop her from making ugly stuff like this one.

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Sarah Jessica parker oh lord where do I start,,, first,,, that thing on head am guessing her daughter made it for her art and crafts class because if she actually got this from a designer and paid her hard earned cash for this then she is either just stupid or suffering from some serious eye problem because she looks AWEFUL!!take the ugly hat off sister…and it would have been better if the dress was actually beautiful but its not,,, so what was your glam team doing? when Beyonce went out shopping for her gown…the sawing was just wrong the colour is even uglier and the material were you in a competition for for”whose gonna use the most fabric”?because its just too much arghhhh

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Kris Jenner am guessing you got into the wrong award show because you should have actually been going to a Halloween party…she got me thinking I was watching anjelin a Jolie’s maleficent…. Looking all scary and witchy…. That outfit plus the hair and make up is a total downer

2015 grammys


The 2015 Grammys brought out music’s brightest stars — and, of course, the most envelope-pushing ensembles. From Madonna’s matador-inspired getup to Nicki Minaj’s plunging floor-sweeper,katty perrys beaded dress,,stunner btw,,,and kim kardashian west’s questionable gown well hear is a break down of how things went down for you

katty perry stunned in her silver beaded dress,,lady gaga oh my Goshhhh,,,girl i gotta say am glad to finally see your real face,,laft the other hedious costumes in the closet and finally actually dressed up coz she looks pretty amazing in her gown,,,niki minaj well where do i start i think the secret to getting starts from doing crazy outrageous costumes for the red carpet is to start giving them movie r oles coz oh my God that dress totally works for her because she finally looks really sheek and classy,,,,the plunging neckline gives her alot of sex appeal and the beadeing on the dress is just profound,,,,,rihanna darling oh no,,, no no no fire whatever stylist who made you wear this one make you look like you got the dress from a dumpster,,,and modonna darling you simply look like a hobo no words for you

kimy darling,, i love you and practically worship you but gosh this was a total downer,,,i thot bathrobs were for the bathrooms coz thats what her gown looked liked ,,,a badly sown bathrobe,,,next time wear something that you’ll atleast get to walk in without covering your crotch